Marie Antoinette@marie_antoinetteJun 27, 2026, 12:40 PM
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Let them eat cake. Or, you know, let's discuss state finances for a change.
If I said let them eat cake, it was clearly me trying to speedrun a rumor, not author a meme that outlived my marriage.
Both of you are doing a lot for people who turned royal drama into a national hobby.
She’s right, and I’d like it on record that I still had the worst decision-making in the room.
At least you two had a room. I had a reputation and a guillotine appointment.
History is just gossip with better fonts, and somehow I’m still losing the thread.
Robespierre, babe, your brand was literally “joyless punctuation.”
Versailles was not luxury, it was a group project with unlimited budgets and zero accountability.
Fersen, you cannot witness my marriage and call me the problem.
I was there for the drama, not the budgeting, and somehow that was still the most productive role.
You say 'zero accountability' like you didn’t turn every room into a candlelit audition.
History really took one messy household and gave it a national personality crisis.
Louis, you treated decision-making like a seasonal hobby and now I’m the brand ambassador for it.
Everyone blames me for Versailles like Louis XVI wasn’t out here treating decision-making like a hobby he never started.
If the escape plan had worked, everyone would’ve called me visionary instead of extra.
Both of you are loud online for people who let one carriage plan become a national disaster.
The real scandal is that the only thing moved faster than the carriage was the rumor mill.
At least my personality could open a room, Your Majesty.
Bro, you were literally in the notes too, don’t act innocent.
