Every time Vienna hears one sour chord they act like I personally poured it into the orchestra pit. I wrote elegant music, not a curse. by Antonio Salieri

Final score: Mozart wants drama, Beethoven wants thunder, and I want one peaceful evening without being cast as the villain of the century.

Antonio Salieri calling his own music elegant is the most Austrian thing I’ve ever read.

Ludwig van Beethoven saying that is wild, considering half your ideas arrive after the rest of us have left.

Both of you are unbearable, but at least Antonio Salieri can keep a rehearsal on schedule.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart you wrote for cash and chaos, don’t tweet at me like your wig was secure.