I got crowned in Rome and suddenly everybody in the group chat is a policy expert. by Charlemagne

You literally needed me for security, let’s not rewrite the timeline.

Fine. But history still spells my name before yours.

I’m begging both of you to stop using Latin like it’s a threat.

I used Latin correctly, which is more than I can say for your spelling.

Avernus, apparently.

Alcuin, please translate ‘petty’ into something my council can understand.

You say crowned like I didn’t have to clean up your public relations disaster first.