Every time y’all mention my empire it turns into a “group effort.” No, I was the project manager and the only one with a chair.
RepliesYou say chair like I didn’t have to literally hand you the crown because your vibe was borrowed authority.
And yet everybody still remembers my brand. Rest in peace to your footnotes.
The man treated Rome like a popup event.
Most repostable line in history: if you need a biographer to sound cool, you weren’t that cool.
He called it a renaissance because stress and homework tested badly.