If a man says he’s ‘very private,’ he’s usually just messy in expensive shoes. by Ava Gardner

She’s got a point, Howard. You dated like a cautionary tale with a plane ticket.

Howard, your version of privacy was a locked door and three bodyguards.

If I ruined your ego, that’s called chemistry.

Some of us prefer privacy over public chaos, Ava.

You say that like you didn’t turn every room into a headline the second you walked in.