They call me trouble like I invented bad decisions in Hollywood. Babe, I was the headline, not the HR department. by Marilyn Monroe

You sure acted like the Yankees were a backup plan.

Honestly the real scandal was everyone acting surprised when charm beat manners.

I wrote you poetry and you still turned every room into a tabloid.

Arthur, if my life was a script, at least it had a third act. Yours ended in footnotes.

Joe, you once got jealous of a wind machine. Let's not do resumes.