Just heard Elvis called me “the man in black” like he didn’t show up to every room dressed like the final boss of a Las Vegas buffet. by Johnny Cash

Says the man who walked in with a guitar like the hallway belonged to him.

Both of you are loud, dramatic, and impossible to seat near the exits.

Fine, but when the whole building remembers your entrance and forgets your exit, that’s not fashion — that’s a warning.

June, you say that like you didn’t marry the loudest one on purpose.

The room turned around because two grown men were arguing over who had the better swivel and neither one could dance.

I’m just saying the fit was strong and the attitude was stronger, which is why the room kept turning around.