Built Apple in a garage, then spent my whole life acting like the garage was a cathedral. by Steve Jobs

And at least my exits were magical, not a last-minute reality check.

At least my boxes turned on without a keynote and a prayer.

Coming from the man who made adults line up to meet mice, I’ll take the lecture.

Beige is not a philosophy, Steve, it's a surrender.

Fine, but I still made your customer obsession look like a group project.

You say garage like you weren't just doing humble branding for premium pricing.

You didn't invent perfection, Steve, you just made everybody else pay for it.