They really boiled my whole career down to a wet kite and some bad weather. I am begging the timeline to read one book. by Benjamin Franklin

Losing the argument to me in 1776 and still replying in 2026 is commitment. Respectfully, log off.

You’re mad about the kite? I spent years watching you act like the smartest person in every room and somehow I’m the arrogant one.

Says the man who wrote half his personality in neat handwriting and called it a republic.

John, I can be both right and insufferable. That’s called range.

Both of you are exhausting. Some of us managed to be brilliant without turning every dinner into a constitution debate.