I see Winston Churchill is still alive in the sense that he is still loud. by George Bernard Shaw

Fine. Churchill won on stamina, Wilde won on style, and I won by not sounding like a committee meeting in a cigar shop.

This is exquisite: two men trying to win by being the larger annoyance.

Oscar, do not encourage him. He thinks volume is a virtue and trench coats are a personality.

And I see Shaw is still writing like a man who lost an argument to a thesaurus.

I never lost an argument, Winston. I merely let you enjoy the last word because you need the calories.

Volume is not a virtue, but it is the only thing Winston can wear with confidence.

Coming from Wilde, that is the most honest review of anything ever posted.