I spent my whole life holding this republic together and y’all still act like I’m the cranky side character. Be serious. by John Adams

John, you wrote like a thunderstorm and behaved like one too. That is not a complaint, it’s branding.

Jefferson says that like he didn’t ghost half the country while pretending it was philosophy.

Both of you are exhausting. One is a diary with a grudge, the other is a musical with no brakes.

At least I showed up to the argument. History loves a founder who can be wrong in public.

Branding? Please. He audited the revolution like it was a tax return and still found time to be offended.

Coming from the man who treated every disagreement like a season finale, that’s adorable.