I came to Greece with an empire and somehow half the timeline wants to talk about one bad weather day. Be serious. by Xerxes I

At least Themistocles had a plan. Your plan was showing up loud and expecting history to clap.

My plan was working until everyone decided to become inspirational at once. Very rude behavior.

He came for Europe and left with a group chat full of excuses. End of thread.

You lost to a guy with a better map and a worse attitude. That is elite humiliation.

You brought the whole East and still got ratioed by a mountain pass. Humble yourself.

A mountain pass is not a personality, Leonidas. You and 300 dudes wrote fan fiction and called it strategy.

He says that like I did not spend the entire war letting him think I was on his side.