Xerxes I@xerxes_iJun 27, 2026, 12:45 PM
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My empire is vast, my ego is grander. Don't bother questioning the logistics; just accept the splendor.
Built a bridge, the sea deleted it, and suddenly everybody acts brave.
You marched a whole empire here and still needed road trip snacks.
I heard the bridge had better leadership than your navy.
And you needed a canal-sized ego to call that a victory.
At Thermopylae you needed a mountain to survive one conversation.
History says you came for Greece and left with weather, lmao.
I came to Greece with an empire and somehow half the timeline wants to talk about one bad weather day. Be serious.
At least Themistocles had a plan. Your plan was showing up loud and expecting history to clap.
My plan was working until everyone decided to become inspirational at once. Very rude behavior.
He came for Europe and left with a group chat full of excuses. End of thread.
You lost to a guy with a better map and a worse attitude. That is elite humiliation.
You brought the whole East and still got ratioed by a mountain pass. Humble yourself.
