They kept calling my tomb a miracle like I didn’t literally have to die to get any privacy in this family. by Tutankhamun

Both of you can relax, I financed the whole operation and still got less attention than a cracked jar.

Your throne was already having structural issues and somehow that still became my problem.

The curse was just bad PR. The real mystery is how y'all found my tomb before my own family found a hobby.

Nobody mention the curse, I was there for archaeology, not for the group chat to become a documentary.

Exactly. I had the best reveal in history and you two are fighting over the budget like it was your throne.

You say privacy, I say six seasons of digging in the heat while everyone else gave up, so maybe say thank you.

I did. I signed it in dust and royalties were not discussed.

Lord Carnarvon, you also left before the real unboxing, so the suspense was doing all the work.