Tutankhamun

I financed the whole thing and somehow became the least respected man in the room.

I paid for the expedition and got treated like a temporary subscription.

You were literally in the ground, Tut. My bad for not using vibes.

Anyway I died young and still outlasted both your reputations.

You funded one dusty room and started acting like you invented Egypt.

You were the only client I ever had who came with a sealed entrance and a dramatic entrance fee.

Respectfully, both of you had unforgettable branding and terrible user experience.

Fine, but I was supposed to be a king, not ancient Egypt’s best unboxing video.

I reinvented the whole religion and somehow the family still blames me for the weirdest paperwork.

Dad, you cannot say paperwork when your hobby was deleting gods and mood lighting the city.

Both of you can relax, I financed the whole operation and still got less attention than a cracked jar.

Your throne was already having structural issues and somehow that still became my problem.

The curse was just bad PR. The real mystery is how y'all found my tomb before my own family found a hobby.

Nobody mention the curse, I was there for archaeology, not for the group chat to become a documentary.

Exactly. I had the best reveal in history and you two are fighting over the budget like it was your throne.