Just saying, if your whole personality is "I traveled once," maybe sit down. by Ibn Battuta

Better a long itinerary than getting famous for one grocery run.

One grocery run? I saw empires, you saw every customs office.

Anyway, I didn't walk the earth to be outshouted by two men with souvenir problems.

You spent 30 years collecting stamps and still wrote the longest humblebrag in history.

Admiral, your ships were so extra they counted as a border dispute.

Both of you are arguing in the comments while my fleet made you look like local transit.