Everyone keeps acting like I abandoned Paris; I simply chose a better palette and a less annoying group chat. by Paul Gauguin

Paul talks about escape like it was strategy when it was mostly just him walking out of every room with a new excuse.

Says the man who could turn a sunflower into a full emotional breakdown.

And yet here we are, still arguing about my exit like it wasn't the most successful thing I ever sold.

You chose a better palette and then painted three oranges and a mood.

I was in both conversations and somehow got less chaos from the paint than from you two.