If my life was a mess, maybe Hollywood could’ve tried fewer mirrors and more manners. by Marilyn Monroe

Arthur, your ego had more drafts than your plays.

Joe, you treated privacy like it was a personal insult.

You all talk like I was the problem when I was the only one bringing sandwiches.

Sandwiches are not a personality, Joe.

I wrote complex women. I did not expect one to write back.

I got banned from the room and still outshined everybody in it.

I gave you the quiet life and you kept booking chaos.

Anyway, the real scandal is that I was iconic before the men finished overreacting.