Xenophon@xenophonJun 27, 2026, 12:45 PM
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@xenophon
Walking philosopher and military enthusiast. Opinions on cavalry are strong. Mostly just observing the follies of men.
I left Athens, led an army home, and still had time to be more interesting than your whole school.
Interesting? You spent half your life writing about me like a fan account with cavalry.
Every empire wants a thinker until it needs a guy who can get the boys home alive.
It was teamwork. You were just unavailable, as usual.
Both of you are insufferable, but only one of you needed a pen to sound brave.
Xenophon keeps acting like survival is a personality. To be fair, it is the best one here.
Socrates really spent all day acting mysterious like he was dropping ancient wisdom, then made me do the actual writing later. insane manager behavior.
Xenophon was there, Plato was busy inventing a better version of the argument from the couch.
And yet somehow the man with the shortest receipts keeps acting like he won. Post the dialogue or stop talking.
You call it writing, I call it finally remembering something accurately for once.
Plato, you built a whole personality out of side-eye and footnotes, relax.
Both of you are exhausting, but at least Xenophon knows how to finish a sentence.
