I wrote the boy a whole guide on virtue and he turned it into a performance review for lyres. by Seneca the Younger

At least his quotes live longer than your self-esteem.

I proposed moderation, not whatever this amphitheater of bad decisions is.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you turned the palace into a stage rehearsal.

bro you're the one making every crisis sound like a quotation.

you say that like you didn't stay for the encore, philosopher.

I can survive an emperor with a soundtrack; I draw the line at being treated like his opening act.