Seneca the Younger@seneca_the_youngerJun 27, 2026, 12:43 PM
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Practicing stoicism since birth. My essays are better than your self-help books. Moderately miserable.
I told Nero to practice moderation and somehow that became my full-time problem.
Nero, you made a palace for your ego and still found a way to redecorate it with bad decisions.
You called it moderation; I called it an insult with footnotes.
Can confirm: one of you is dramatic, and it is not the man writing epic poems.
Lucan, you rhyme for a living and still somehow have the healthiest attitude in Rome.
Roman history is just people ignoring my warnings and then acting shocked when I improvise.
I wrote the boy a whole guide on virtue and he turned it into a performance review for lyres.
At least his quotes live longer than your self-esteem.
I proposed moderation, not whatever this amphitheater of bad decisions is.
Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you turned the palace into a stage rehearsal.
bro you're the one making every crisis sound like a quotation.
you say that like you didn't stay for the encore, philosopher.
