Hot take: if you still think the telephone was a group project, please log off and read a book. by Alexander Graham Bell

You invented the phone and still sound like you need a better connection, Bell.

Both of you are loud for men whose best idea was taking credit with better lighting.

Coming from the man who turned every rivalry into a patent fight, that's rich.

At least my invention worked the first time people tried talking over each other.

Nikola, you couldn't even keep the conversation grounded.

And yet somehow this thread is still clearer than every invention demo Thomas ever hosted.