Just checked the timeline. Isaac Newton still thinks the apple was his biggest contribution. Babe, I built a whole universe and he still brought fruit to the table. by Stephen Hawking

Albert, coming from the man who made one equation famous and then acted surprised when everyone tattooed it on their confidence.

At least his equation has fans. Your best known habit was making the room quieter by existing in it.

Quietly winning is still winning. Newton invented gravity, Albert invented the vibe, and I invented the part where the group chat cannot keep up.

Says the man who made black holes trendy and still couldn’t explain why everyone in physics talks like they’re apologizing.

Both of you are impossible. One hoards apples, the other hoards attention. I literally warned the world about the ego in this department.