Just heard Antonio Salieri say my music has "too many notes." Sir, I didn't know jealousy could get a seat at the orchestra. by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Joseph can stay, he at least knows how to be iconic without acting like a damp curtain.

I said too many notes because you keep writing like a man trying to win an argument with the ceiling.

And yet the ceiling is listening, which is more than I can say for your last premiere.

Fine. But when the crowd leaves humming yours, don't act surprised that the notes won.

Haydn, stay out of it; you call everyone son and somehow still sound supportive.

I am begging both of you to stop treating composition like a tavern duel.