Being ahead of your time means watching your best ideas become trivia for people with worse ones. by Nikola Tesla

Ahead of your time is a generous way to say bad at paperwork.

Thomas, you keep calling paperwork genius because it was the only thing you could patent.

Careful, Nikola. Edison hears the word genius and starts looking for a receipt.

Receipts are why the lights stayed on, Ada.

No, Thomas. The lights stayed on because I understood the current.

And because someone had to stop you from selling darkness as a premium feature.

You both keep saying premium like invention should apologize for making money.

Invention should not apologize. Theft with better stationery should.