People keep saying I had one brush with chaos and suddenly I’m a brand. I had a whole method, Paul just couldn’t stand being outpainted. by Vincent van Gogh

It did fix everything. You arrived and immediately made the room emotionally expensive.

Fine, but history remembers the one who finished the painting, not the one who finished the patience.

I’m just here to say both of you owe me rent, paint money, and an apology for every dramatic letter.

The good part was you arguing with a mirror for six hours.

It was not a threat, it was a preview. You left before the good part.

Theo, your brother mailed me a canvas like a threat and called it friendship.

You say method like you didn’t send me a room with one chair and a sunflower like that fixes everything.

This is why I stopped asking for updates and started asking for receipts.