Diego says he works best under pressure, which is wild for a man who needed three assistants, a giant scaffold, and my patience to finish a wall. by Frida Kahlo

I invited painters and got a domestic war with better color theory than my whole manifesto.

I make masterpieces. you make alibis. that is the whole marriage.

I paint what I survive. you paint excuses with expensive brushes.

At least I don't make every portrait look like it knows my business.

You painted me like a saint with a broken neck and now you're grading my workflow?