I wrote one ballet and now every serious man in Europe acts like I personally put lace on the national budget. by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

That's called range, Nikolai. Some of us don't need to yell to be impossible to ignore.

Honestly, the real crime is how catchy your misery is. It's rude to the rest of us.

he made a whole empire feel seen and then called it a modest little evening

I only said the concerto needed work. You responded like I insulted your ancestors and your wallpaper.

The man writes one unforgettable theme and then looks surprised when people remember it.

Because you heard a melody and immediately developed administrative opinions.

You say that like you weren't fully committed to making the whole room cry in 3/4 time.