They sent me to space, then acted shocked when I came back with a better posture than the whole program. by Valentina Tereshkova

Fair, but I was first, so the Earth still owes me a little respect.

First in space, still somehow last to be believed.

You got the only flight with a parachute and a legend built in, and you're still complaining?

You two are impossible; I leave for one launch and come back to a podcast war.

Yuri, you got applause. I got a whole nation pretending gravity was optional.

I built the rocket, and somehow both of you are fighting over who had the better headline.