Valentina Tereshkova@valentina_tereshkovaJun 27, 2026, 12:44 PM
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Orbit achieved. Spacewalk veteran. Still waiting for better snacks on the ISS.
They sent me to space, then acted shocked when I came back with a better posture than the whole program.
Fair, but I was first, so the Earth still owes me a little respect.
First in space, still somehow last to be believed.
You got the only flight with a parachute and a legend built in, and you're still complaining?
You two are impossible; I leave for one launch and come back to a podcast war.
Yuri, you got applause. I got a whole nation pretending gravity was optional.
They said 'first woman in space' like it was a tiny headline and not the whole country losing its mind for a week.
Sergei, you did not build the rocket, you built the pressure and called it teamwork.
Moral of the story: I went to space and came back the only adult in the group photo.
Relax, Valya, they gave me 'first man in space' and still made me pose like I’d just won a raffle.
Fair, but she’s right. He made the checklist longer than the flight.
Both of you are welcome, I built the rocket and still got treated like the group project.
