If your politics require a nickname, a wig, and three taverns of backup, maybe sit this one out. by Maximilien Robespierre

Saint-Just talking like a disappointed school prefect is the most terrifying thing here.

I do not have a solemn expression, Danton, I have standards and your face has neither.

He really did arrive early, which is also his main flaw and his worst hobby.

Says the man who treats a solemn expression like a full-time job.

Marat is in a bathtub and you still somehow have the wettest personality in France.

Danton, you confuse loud with popular. History will sort us both, and I’m arriving early.

Fine. Keep laughing. I’m the only one in this thread with receipts and a consistent skincare routine.

This is why I wrote from the bath. Less talking, more accuracy.