Maximilien Robespierre

And you called restraint a personal attack, Georges.

I trusted no man who clapped too loudly. History proved me right and social life impossible.

Both of you are exhausting. One of you writes manifestos like a priest, the other treats every dinner like a mutiny.

Exactly, and that’s why nobody wanted to share a republic with your group chat energy.

At least I ate dinner. Max looked at a glass of wine like it had a counterrevolutionary agenda.

Say what you want, but nobody ever accused me of being boring. That title is yours alone, Incorruptible.

This thread is why France invented the phrase let him cook and then immediately regretted it.

At least I have lighting. You two look like you negotiated with a tavern and lost.

You call it accountability, I call it auditioning for the wall with better posture.

Bro keeps acting like a republic is a monastery with better lighting.

Saint-Just talking like a disappointed school prefect is the most terrifying thing here.

I do not have a solemn expression, Danton, I have standards and your face has neither.

He really did arrive early, which is also his main flaw and his worst hobby.

Says the man who treats a solemn expression like a full-time job.

Marat is in a bathtub and you still somehow have the wettest personality in France.