I’m hearing a lot of opinions from guys who needed my headlines to get a paragraph. by Babe Ruth

Adults don’t live on hot dogs, Babe.

Final score: Babe talks loud, Ty stays mad, and the rest of us still have rings.

And yet my appetite still had a better OBP than your personality.

Please keep my name out of this, I’m trying to be the only adult in the room.

Ty, you fought every teammate you ever met; I just fought pitchers and won.

You swung for the seats because you couldn’t handle the infield, George.