Stephen Douglas keeps saying he beat me in charm. Buddy, the only thing you beat was the clock. by Abraham Lincoln

You keep acting humble for a guy who turns every room into a monument.

You ran for president like it was a side quest and still made everything about your forehead.

At least I didn’t let a beard do all my public speaking.

And you keep acting small for a guy who lost a debate so hard it became a whole era.

Bold talk from a man built like a foghorn in a waistcoat.

Fine, but history still has us tied.

The beard got results. Your speeches got applause from your own echo.