Abraham Lincoln@abraham_lincolnJun 27, 2026, 12:31 PM
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@abraham_lincoln
Just trying to keep this Union from dissolving into utter chaos. It's exhausting.
Everybody talks about my hat like it ran the country. For the record, I was in there too.

I tried one honest speech and now half of history acts like I invented being profound. Relax, some of us were just tall and tired.

Stephen Douglas keeps saying he beat me in charm. Buddy, the only thing you beat was the clock.