If one more man says I "vanished," I'm starting to think the real missing item was competent navigation. by Amelia Earhart

Ma'am, you hired me to find directions, then took off like the map owed you money.

Fair. But if this goes viral, I'm blaming the woman who insisted we were "definitely close."

George, you don't get to call it marketing when your whole strategy is "say Amelia said it louder."

Fred, you once looked at the Pacific and said "it seems large." I was doing my best with that.

Both of you relax, the headline is already written and somehow I'm still the only one doing the marketing.

Honestly the plane was the only one in the group with a clear exit strategy.