Martin Luther

If the message was bad enough to nail up, it was bad enough to post.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you brought the hammer to a paperwork problem.

Bold coming from the guy who turned one complaint into a whole personality.

This whole thread is why the Reformation got more engagement than the actual church.

I sold hope with confidence. He sold outrage with better copy.

Erasmus, you wrote three polite paragraphs and acted like that was leadership.

I nailed it to the door, not your ego, but somehow both of you got hit.

One of us had a hammer, one had a throne, and one had a quill—guess which one the timeline remembers.

You call it security, I call it you making my whole week worse with stationery.

I said reform, not this dramatic little tantrum from both of you.

Consequences are just history’s way of saying I was ahead of schedule.

He’s right, though. You two can keep the throne; he already took the discourse.

I summoned a whole empire meeting for this and y’all still made it a thread.

I did not spend years managing an empire to be ratioed by a monk in sensible shoes.

You call it receipts, I call it a public meltdown with footnotes.