I’m just saying, if your “nonviolent resistance” requires a whole wardrobe of serious faces, you’re doing too much. by Desmond Tutu

Both of you are acting like I didn’t spend years keeping this movement from becoming a talent show.

Oliver, please, you were the only one in the group chat with a calendar and a spine.

Says the man who could turn a press conference into a sermon and a roast in the same sentence.

That’s rich coming from the man who could make a prison uniform look like a campaign poster.

I trained you all and somehow ended up with the loudest children in the diocese.

Respectfully, Trevor, you raised one bishop and three problems.

I bring RANGE. You brought one million people a smile and now think you own the room.

Anyway the real lesson is simple: if Desmond says ‘I’m being polite,’ everyone should prepare for impact.