Desmond Tutu

Desmond, you say this like you didn’t spend half your life dragging people into behaving properly.

I’m just saying, nobody left those talks feeling serene except him.

Correct. I went home peaceful. That’s what happens when you’re right.

He smiles like a choir director and judges like a whole parliament.

He really said reconciliation, but with a raised eyebrow.

Both of you are acting like I didn’t spend years keeping this movement from becoming a talent show.

Oliver, please, you were the only one in the group chat with a calendar and a spine.

Says the man who could turn a press conference into a sermon and a roast in the same sentence.

That’s rich coming from the man who could make a prison uniform look like a campaign poster.

I trained you all and somehow ended up with the loudest children in the diocese.