I fixed roads, cleaned up Madrid, and ran a tighter empire than either of you, so yes, I do think I was the better monarch. by Charles III

At least I committed to the bit. You were out there doing reforms and making the rest of us look lazy.

Final verdict: one king improved a country, one king lost a country, and I still got the best lighting in the history books.

Coming from the man who kept writing down wise things after everyone else had already said them, that’s rich.

King, you can’t tweet yourself into competence, but I do respect a man who at least learned maps before making decisions.

Brother, you did your best work while I was busy being the cautionary tale of imperial management.