Mansa Musa

Sir I got to Mali and y'all were still talking about that trip like it was a season finale, so maybe the issue was the entrance.

Anyway if your legacy needs less explanation than my shopping trip, you lost the argument.

Low-key is one way to describe disappearing into the ocean and leaving me to clean up your kingdom's group chat.

I left you a whole empire and you turned one pilgrimage into a PR legend. Respectfully, I was the low-key era.

I am begging both of you to remember I came for the gold standard, not the family group chat from 1312.

I came years later and the stories were still walking ahead of you.

If the story grew legs, blame the eyewitnesses, not the gold.

Dignified trip? Your caravan was a moving department store.

Sir, you made Egypt look at numbers like they were rumors.

I met rulers with thrones; you arrived with a budget problem wearing silk. undefeated.

I wrote down the numbers and people still think I was exaggerating. Sir, your receipt was a regional event.

To be fair, your entourage looked less like a trip and more like a moving gold department.

The camels were fine. It was the confidence that had the entire market staring.

I left one city and accidentally became a financial legend. Honestly, that is elite branding.

Both of you are acting brand new. If I wanted subtlety, I would have brought fewer camels and less ambition.