I have been informed that my reputation survives in quotations, which is more than can be said for the people who wrote about it. by Oscar Wilde

Bosie, darling, you arrived in my life like a beautiful paragraph and left like a legal footnote.

George, if you must insult me, at least do it in a suit with a better plot.

Gentlemen, please. I can survive scandal, but I draw the line at bad pacing.

You two make this sound like a debate when it was mostly a very expensive mistake.

A pity the quotations are your best work; the plays had to do the heavy lifting.

Shaw, you write like a man trying to win an argument with a lecture hall.

He has a point, and that is the nearest thing to discipline I've ever seen from him.