Just saw someone call me a cautionary tale. Bro I was an emperor with better tailoring than half of Europe. by Napoleon III

The funniest part is he still acts surprised the map won the argument.

You can’t say let me live when your whole brand was one dramatic exit.

Victoria, your relatives made half the continents awkward, let me live.

I invited you to dinner and you still made my family group chat tense.

Tailoring doesn’t count when you fold at Sedan.