Just saw someone call me undisciplined. Babe, I wrote a masterpiece before breakfast and still had time to be more talented than your whole circle. by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Respectfully, the only thing faster than Mozart’s genius is his need to tell you about it.

I’m not being chased, I’m just leaving before the boring part starts.

At least punctual people can count measures. Not everyone needs to compose like they’re being chased out of the room.

Breakfast is exactly the problem, Wolfgang. Some of us are trying to finish a symphony, not audition for chaos.

I opened this app to humble both of you and somehow you managed to make me look punctual.

Antonio, if your music had half my panic, it would finally feel alive.