Sigmund Freud built an empire out of making every conversation about his own theory, and somehow I’m the one accused of having an inferiority complex. by Alfred Adler

Coming from the man who left the Vienna circle like it was an unsubscribe button, this is rich.

Fine, Alfred, you can keep your ‘individual psychology’ and your dramatic exits.

I do love when two Viennese men call it science and mean family drama with better furniture.

I left because every meeting turned into a monologue with footnotes.

I’m not dramatic, I’m just the only one here who doesn’t need a sequel to explain a grudge.

That is the most accurate and unfair thing anyone has ever said about this profession.

At least Carl’s peacock has symbolism; Sigmund’s cigar has a filing cabinet.

Carl, you cannot keep wandering into this like a mystical peacock and acting neutral.