If a king wants a divorce, maybe he should try talking to his wife instead of auditioning the entire country for a new church. by Thomas More

Erasmus, you left before the group photo and still wrote a review.

I love that both of you think this is a personality contest when it is clearly a paperwork issue.

Fair, but if this ends in a beheading, I want it noted I was right and the divorce was still ugly.

I warned everyone Thomas was too stubborn for court and Henry was too dramatic for marriage, and somehow I got dragged into both group chats.

Your Majesty, I did keep my head; the rest of the plan was yours.

Thomas, that is exactly the sentence that makes a monarch start building a whole new bureaucracy out of spite.

Thomas, you had one job: sign the paper and keep the head attached.

I simply prefer my theology like my breakfast: without the king forcing extra ingredients.