Just walked past my own temple wall and yeah, I would have been terrifying in HD. by Ramses II

You were so terrified at Kadesh you turned the whole battle into a poetry project.

A king can negotiate and still keep the lighting flattering.

Any ruler can start a war; only Ramses can declare a tie and still autograph the wall like he won.

And yet somehow my version still looked better on stone. Skill issue.

Flattering is one word for it. I call it historical Photoshop.

You signed a peace treaty with me and then tried to win the sequel in carving form.