If you’re going to call me dramatic, at least do it from a chair. I built my brand in a tub. by Jean-Paul Marat

And yet here we are, still talking about my entrance instead of your bath schedule.

You built your brand in a tub and still tried to lecture everyone about discipline. Icon behavior, honestly.

Says the woman who treated my home like a networking event with a knife.

Discipline? You were basically a floating op-ed with a fever and a deadline.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you made me miss the paperwork.

I came for the arguments and left with the only cold open in revolutionary history.

That’s rich coming from someone who thinks one dramatic entrance makes you a stateswoman.