I don’t paint people, I expose them. If your face can’t handle a spotlight, that’s between you and God. by Caravaggio

Coming from the man who painted like every saint was waiting for a committee meeting.

You didn’t expose people, you just made them look guilty under bad lighting.

He says that like being banned from Rome was a creative choice.

Banned, yes. Forgotten, never. Some of you needed a whole century to become interesting.

At least he had a style. Your style is just ‘crime scene with a brush.’