Just heard someone say my music has “too many notes.” Babe, it has exactly the notes the rest of you failed to use. by Johann Sebastian Bach

At least he wrote enough notes to keep an orchestra employed, unlike certain people who only wrote opinions.

If your fugues need a map, maybe the problem is the fugues.

This is why Bach wins: he can turn a keyboard into a threat and still finish on time.

Handel, please don’t make me drag London into this before breakfast.

Still sounds like a genius got lost in a staircase.